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Flying in the face of other reviews for this book, I can honestly say I lost precious hours reading this book that I will never get back. Possibly the worst book I’ve read on Roman history; certainly the most boring.

I know, I know, Mary Beard is hailed as the best, most exciting and most praised Roman historian in living history. ‘SPQR’ was an instant bestseller. The book is reasonably(ish) easy to read which makes it welcoming to the newcomer to the Greco-Roman world. I shouldn’t be giving less than 4/5 stars at the very least, surely?

Sorry, but for me the book missed the spot. I love this period of history and I’ve taught it to pre-GCSE students many times. That doesn’t make me any kind of expert, of course, but I am, at least, reasonably informed. There was nothing new in this huge volume. No new information, no revelations, no new interpretation of old data, no new way to think of how Romans lived and worked. I’m sure there were tweaks here and there from Beard but there wasn’t a single page where I found myself thinking ‘Oh! I didn’t know that before’. Contrast with Peter Frankopan’s superb ‘Silk Roads’ history book – so many pages have turned down edges so I can come back to fascinating insights that hardly any were left undamaged! A history book should grab you and say something fresh – otherwise there’s no point writing one when the market is already saturated with the topic.

Beard doesn’t even give us a chronological version of events, despite purporting to do so. It’s all over the place! I couldn’t keep track of what time frame we were in nor who was leading Rome at the time from one section to another. The author takes a kind of ‘country lane stroll’ through Roman history; loosely making progress but regularly looking backwards and glancing further ahead so that you’re not entirely sure where on the path you’ve reached any longer. She doesn’t even kick off the book at the beginning – fairly obviously with the myths of Romulus and Remus. No, she sets off randomly (she tries to justify it but, honestly, it’s just random) in 63BCE and we have to wait more than 50 pages to get to chapter two and actually start with the founding of Rome. To say this was dissatisfying is an understatement.

While it is clear that Beard is very learned and her writing style is clear enough and not unpleasant, there just didn’t seem to be any real purpose to the book. It’s not even a complete history, ending (again, fairly arbitrarily) before we get anywhere near the Christian era. She rushes through this part in her end words instead. I really wanted to know what she thought about the death of Rome and how she interpreted that; what the battles and skirmishes which ultimately brought the Romans back out of Britain really meant to the politics and culture of the time and what was the effect on the British. There was so much I would have loved to learn here. Instead, I got an insipid regurgitation of the story ‘as known’.

In short, buy almost any other book on Roman history you like rather than this one – even the Horrible Histories ones for children! In the main because any other book is bound to be shorter and more interesting than Beard’s contribution; but also in part because you’re unlikely to find anything in her book which isn’t available elsewhere. Save yourself time and money, walk away from this one.

My Verdict:

2 of 5 stars

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Ken writes for a number of publications around the world. Past reviewer for Paste magazine, The Doughnut, E2D and United Airways and Lancashire Life magazine. Currently reviews for Northern Arts Review. His reviews have been read more than 7.9 million times.

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